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Satellite Demotivational Poster


CARRIER PIGEONS -


TAGS: wild blue satellite internet
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 12:08 pm, #100490
Ciao.
BoneCD - July 26, 2009, 12:07 pm, #100489
I'm getting the evil eye...see ya all
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 12:06 pm, #100488
Good move.
BoneCD - July 26, 2009, 12:05 pm, #100487
I gotta get a condo there...I couple of buds bought homes there before the speculators went nuts.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 12:05 pm, #100486
Thanks for dropping in, guys.... it's been a good morning.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 12:04 pm, #100485
Don't forget Adios!
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 12:04 pm, #100484
It's just hard to get drunk at 9am when you don't start drinking until 8am.
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 12:04 pm, #100483
Cheerio, ciao and all that rot, guys.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 12:03 pm, #100482
Vegas baby... never a dry town!
BoneCD - July 26, 2009, 12:03 pm, #100481
Noon baby...the travel stops are open!
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 12:02 pm, #100480
It's 9am here.... Not drunk YET!
BoneCD - July 26, 2009, 12:02 pm, #100479
*intently*
BoneCD - July 26, 2009, 12:01 pm, #100478
L8TR Haar and drive safe Aggy
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 12:01 pm, #100477
Don't pore too much milk on your cereal!
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 12:00 pm, #100475
I'm heading to the store, anyhow... sunday shopping! Have a great day, everyone!!!!
BoneCD - July 26, 2009, 11:58 am, #100474
Speaking of Irish...It's a nice day out and MrsBone whats to go for a ride on the bike and stop for some ****tails...so I'm off. Have fun and play nice!
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 11:57 am, #100473
Ha. Nice, Bone.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 11:55 am, #100472
Are you saying she's irish?
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 11:54 am, #100471
It has its uses. If you're living somewhere where you have to stick copper wires in potatoes to generate electricity, for example, it's a fine service.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 11:54 am, #100470
LOL!
BoneCD - July 26, 2009, 11:53 am, #100469
Can't cook but she is easy on the eye *after drinking I only have one*
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 11:53 am, #100468
Lemme guess, Bone.... only one owner... just driven to church?
BoneCD - July 26, 2009, 11:51 am, #100467
WTF...cost aboot the same?!? I'll pay the shipping on my wife...Mid 50's model, full natural C's to boot!
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 11:50 am, #100466
If I upgrade from this TRS80, I think I'll be set.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 11:49 am, #100465
Might be useful having something around that goes down more than my girlfriend... and costs about the same.
BoneCD - July 26, 2009, 11:49 am, #100464
SATCOM...you talk so dirty Haar
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 11:49 am, #100463
I might be interested, Haar....
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 11:48 am, #100461
Anyone want to buy a used but serviceable internet satellite dish? Paid $300 new, I'll pay shipping and give it away. (well, maybe I won't quite go THAT far...)
BoneCD - July 26, 2009, 11:48 am, #100460
Fiber optic is a "big pipe" my friend...you'll love that! Unless it's AT&T
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 11:46 am, #100459
Yeah. The local guys are trenching fiber optic out here now, so this long nightmare is over, I think.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 11:37 am, #100452
Oldest trick in the book.
BoneCD - July 26, 2009, 11:36 am, #100451
throwing "buck Sh**" at their own product to get you to upgrade eH!
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 11:32 am, #100448
What's more, it came back of its own accord, in the middle of the night. Found out they're trying to sell upgrades, though. Things that make you go ????? I called initially to see if the bird was down. Sigh...
BoneCD - July 26, 2009, 11:28 am, #100442
LMAO Haar...email (sounds like MS reminders)...if your email is down contact us LMAO
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 11:26 am, #100436
The connection was completely dead, Thur and Fri, and the customer service reps sent me an e-mail to schedule an repair visit. I love these guys.
Haarakkon - June 27, 2009, 8:08 pm, #90663
I'll C-pigeon ya. Quicker that way.
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 8:00 pm, #90656
Can't you move out of Alaska?
Haarakkon - June 27, 2009, 7:57 pm, #90654
Yup, ironic that Wild Blue knocked me down to 56K 2 hours after I uploaded this. July is going to be a long month.
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 7:52 pm, #90648
This one seems to be DSL.


PRIORITIES - Missing roof tiles, an 11' door opening with a 7' door, walls made of mud, no running water, septic, or safe electricity, but we got High-Def FUTBOL! GOOAAL!


TAGS: destitute poor homeless satellite dish satelite sattelite directtv soccer football
Rating: 3.55/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

Mongo - February 25, 2010, 7:17 pm, #160769
Y'know, that looks like Pensacola, FL.
LogicDude - September 21, 2009, 9:03 am, #120213
Everyone should have the right to download pr** at high speed...everyone!
agdaniele - September 19, 2009, 2:50 pm, #119710
Thanks, but I refuse to step on this one... I was rolling for hours over the door size. This is great as-is!
Jmac0585 - September 19, 2009, 2:44 pm, #119708
AG- you have my permission to nick the pic and run with that! That was awesome!
agdaniele - September 19, 2009, 2:40 pm, #119706
Hiding drugs and weapons for a warlord has it's priviledges.
Arrogant Knight - September 19, 2009, 11:08 am, #119693
5 from me, Jmac. :)
Jmac0585 - September 19, 2009, 10:59 am, #119692
The only thing that could make this worse, is if you could see the 60" plasma hanging on the wall inside.
Jmac0585 - September 19, 2009, 10:58 am, #119691
Thanks H-, been following #6 on my new list.
Haarakkon - September 18, 2009, 10:25 pm, #119434
SCORE!!!! You're on a roll, jmac.
agdaniele - September 18, 2009, 7:15 pm, #119377
The 11' - 7' still has me busting up. 5 lions, and nothing on.
Jmac0585 - September 18, 2009, 6:54 pm, #119367
Well spotted AG-
spacedog - September 18, 2009, 6:43 pm, #119359
Well done Jmac0585. 5L.
agdaniele - September 18, 2009, 6:42 pm, #119358
THAT is one seriously good dish salesman.


MAY BE A REDNECK - Two John Deere Tractors $15,000 Four car garage $20,000




STARLIGHT -


TAGS: starlight starbright satellite disappointment disenchantment
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by timmey

ICEMAN - December 2, 2010, 10:45 pm, #205156
Nope, Challenger.
agdaniele - December 2, 2010, 10:02 pm, #205154
LOL grey!!!!!!!
GreyScorpion - December 2, 2010, 9:57 pm, #205152
Columbia!! too soon?
tellitlikeitis - December 2, 2010, 9:40 pm, #205149
5 L's. I love the pic. and crappy luck...


Propaganda -


TAGS: korean satellite rocket launch news
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Ism

GaryO - June 25, 2013, 10:16 am, #246977
It’s a joke Bol, one of ism’s continuing news sagas that make us all giggle…nothing more, nothing less, but….yer right about Fox…and CNN….and…….
Bolverk3778 - June 25, 2013, 9:11 am, #246976
Fox News Alert-- Since when did Fox ever have any news on this channel? If they ever show an item that they say is 'breaking news' I automatically check the rest of the news channels and my diary just in case it's April 1st.
falloutghoul - June 23, 2013, 8:41 am, #246899
Tommy joins the MissPriss cult? LOL!


THE MOTINETWORK -


TAGS: moti satellite
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Airman

Spaceflightengineer - December 16, 2010, 3:19 am, #207086
Oh gosh, hold back on the hilarity, would cha?


GOOGLE EARTH - ... the early beginnings


TAGS: google earth map geo bird pigeon dove ph**o satellite ww world war reconnaissance nazi carrier homer messenger
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by forseti

yeodawg@hotmail.com - February 2, 2010, 5:05 pm, #155777
Yo google earth i took my fence down 3 years ago.


IT'S NOT THE SAME -


TAGS: i need a tree or fire hydrant a fox satellite will do
Rating: 3.16/5

More motifakes by spacedog

spacedog - October 18, 2009, 4:27 pm, #127651
Man. I stop watching the game for 5 mins to read and respond to this guy and Baltimore scored 14pts to take the lead. Oh and DJA go be a tough guy on some other site, it doesn't impress anyone here, only wit does.
DJA - October 18, 2009, 3:22 pm, #127638
Irony? So many aliases. So many more attached to those. So many comments from you, why is that? Don't be threatened little one...you are not worthy. No really I've seen your best and your not worthy. That was my first day and now my last day. I'm gone...


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