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Satellite Demotivational Poster


CARRIER PIGEONS -


TAGS: wild blue satellite internet
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 12:08 pm
Ciao.
BoneCD - July 26, 2009, 12:07 pm
I'm getting the evil eye...see ya all
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 12:06 pm
Good move.
BoneCD - July 26, 2009, 12:05 pm
I gotta get a condo there...I couple of buds bought homes there before the speculators went nuts.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 12:05 pm
Thanks for dropping in, guys.... it's been a good morning.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 12:04 pm
Don't forget Adios!
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 12:04 pm
It's just hard to get drunk at 9am when you don't start drinking until 8am.
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 12:04 pm
Cheerio, ciao and all that rot, guys.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 12:03 pm
Vegas baby... never a dry town!
BoneCD - July 26, 2009, 12:03 pm
Noon baby...the travel stops are open!
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 12:02 pm
It's 9am here.... Not drunk YET!
BoneCD - July 26, 2009, 12:02 pm
*intently*
BoneCD - July 26, 2009, 12:01 pm
L8TR Haar and drive safe Aggy
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 12:01 pm
Don't pore too much milk on your cereal!
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 12:00 pm
I'm heading to the store, anyhow... sunday shopping! Have a great day, everyone!!!!
BoneCD - July 26, 2009, 11:58 am
Speaking of Irish...It's a nice day out and MrsBone whats to go for a ride on the bike and stop for some ****tails...so I'm off. Have fun and play nice!
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 11:57 am
Ha. Nice, Bone.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 11:55 am
Are you saying she's irish?
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 11:54 am
It has its uses. If you're living somewhere where you have to stick copper wires in potatoes to generate electricity, for example, it's a fine service.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 11:54 am
LOL!
BoneCD - July 26, 2009, 11:53 am
Can't cook but she is easy on the eye *after drinking I only have one*
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 11:53 am
Lemme guess, Bone.... only one owner... just driven to church?
BoneCD - July 26, 2009, 11:51 am
WTF...cost aboot the same?!? I'll pay the shipping on my wife...Mid 50's model, full natural C's to boot!
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 11:50 am
If I upgrade from this TRS80, I think I'll be set.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 11:49 am
Might be useful having something around that goes down more than my girlfriend... and costs about the same.
BoneCD - July 26, 2009, 11:49 am
SATCOM...you talk so dirty Haar
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 11:49 am
I might be interested, Haar....
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 11:48 am
Anyone want to buy a used but serviceable internet satellite dish? Paid $300 new, I'll pay shipping and give it away. (well, maybe I won't quite go THAT far...)
BoneCD - July 26, 2009, 11:48 am
Fiber optic is a "big pipe" my friend...you'll love that! Unless it's AT&T
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 11:46 am
Yeah. The local guys are trenching fiber optic out here now, so this long nightmare is over, I think.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 11:37 am
Oldest trick in the book.
BoneCD - July 26, 2009, 11:36 am
throwing "buck Sh**" at their own product to get you to upgrade eH!
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 11:32 am
What's more, it came back of its own accord, in the middle of the night. Found out they're trying to sell upgrades, though. Things that make you go ????? I called initially to see if the bird was down. Sigh...
BoneCD - July 26, 2009, 11:28 am
LMAO Haar...email (sounds like MS reminders)...if your email is down contact us LMAO
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 11:26 am
The connection was completely dead, Thur and Fri, and the customer service reps sent me an e-mail to schedule an repair visit. I love these guys.
Haarakkon - June 27, 2009, 8:08 pm
I'll C-pigeon ya. Quicker that way.
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 8:00 pm
Can't you move out of Alaska?
Haarakkon - June 27, 2009, 7:57 pm
Yup, ironic that Wild Blue knocked me down to 56K 2 hours after I uploaded this. July is going to be a long month.
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 7:52 pm
This one seems to be DSL.


PRIORITIES - Missing roof tiles, an 11' door opening with a 7' door, walls made of mud, no running water, septic, or safe electricity, but we got High-Def FUTBOL! GOOAAL!


TAGS: destitute poor homeless satellite dish satelite sattelite directtv soccer football
Rating: 3.55/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

Mongo - February 25, 2010, 7:17 pm
Y'know, that looks like Pensacola, FL.
LogicDude - September 21, 2009, 9:03 am
Everyone should have the right to download pr** at high speed...everyone!
agdaniele - September 19, 2009, 2:50 pm
Thanks, but I refuse to step on this one... I was rolling for hours over the door size. This is great as-is!
Jmac0585 - September 19, 2009, 2:44 pm
AG- you have my permission to nick the pic and run with that! That was awesome!
agdaniele - September 19, 2009, 2:40 pm
Hiding drugs and weapons for a warlord has it's priviledges.
Arrogant Knight - September 19, 2009, 11:08 am
5 from me, Jmac. :)
Jmac0585 - September 19, 2009, 10:59 am
The only thing that could make this worse, is if you could see the 60" plasma hanging on the wall inside.
Jmac0585 - September 19, 2009, 10:58 am
Thanks H-, been following #6 on my new list.
Haarakkon - September 18, 2009, 10:25 pm
SCORE!!!! You're on a roll, jmac.
agdaniele - September 18, 2009, 7:15 pm
The 11' - 7' still has me busting up. 5 lions, and nothing on.
Jmac0585 - September 18, 2009, 6:54 pm
Well spotted AG-
spacedog - September 18, 2009, 6:43 pm
Well done Jmac0585. 5L.
agdaniele - September 18, 2009, 6:42 pm
THAT is one seriously good dish salesman.


MAY BE A REDNECK - Two John Deere Tractors $15,000 Four car garage $20,000




STARLIGHT -


TAGS: starlight starbright satellite disappointment disenchantment
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by timmey

ICEMAN - December 2, 2010, 10:45 pm
Nope, Challenger.
agdaniele - December 2, 2010, 10:02 pm
LOL grey!!!!!!!
GreyScorpion - December 2, 2010, 9:57 pm
Columbia!! too soon?
tellitlikeitis - December 2, 2010, 9:40 pm
5 L's. I love the pic. and crappy luck...


Propaganda -


TAGS: korean satellite rocket launch news
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Ism

GaryO - June 25, 2013, 10:16 am
It’s a joke Bol, one of ism’s continuing news sagas that make us all giggle…nothing more, nothing less, but….yer right about Fox…and CNN….and…….
Bolverk3778 - June 25, 2013, 9:11 am
Fox News Alert-- Since when did Fox ever have any news on this channel? If they ever show an item that they say is 'breaking news' I automatically check the rest of the news channels and my diary just in case it's April 1st.
falloutghoul - June 23, 2013, 8:41 am
Tommy joins the MissPriss cult? LOL!


THE MOTINETWORK -


TAGS: moti satellite
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Airman

Spaceflightengineer - December 16, 2010, 3:19 am
Oh gosh, hold back on the hilarity, would cha?


GOOGLE EARTH - ... the early beginnings


TAGS: google earth map geo bird pigeon dove ph**o satellite ww world war reconnaissance nazi carrier homer messenger
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by forseti

yeodawg@hotmail.com - February 2, 2010, 5:05 pm
Yo google earth i took my fence down 3 years ago.


IT'S NOT THE SAME -


TAGS: i need a tree or fire hydrant a fox satellite will do
Rating: 3.16/5

More motifakes by spacedog

spacedog - October 18, 2009, 4:27 pm
Man. I stop watching the game for 5 mins to read and respond to this guy and Baltimore scored 14pts to take the lead. Oh and DJA go be a tough guy on some other site, it doesn't impress anyone here, only wit does.
DJA - October 18, 2009, 3:22 pm
Irony? So many aliases. So many more attached to those. So many comments from you, why is that? Don't be threatened little one...you are not worthy. No really I've seen your best and your not worthy. That was my first day and now my last day. I'm gone...


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